D'Arcy's Terracotta Warrior Enchiladas

1. Realize that you don't have time left to make everything from scratch.
2. Panic! Resolve to cut corners!!! Preheat oven to 350F!
3. Buy: 2 large cans of refried beans; 24 small tortillas; a large container of mild salsa; lots of cheese; some green onion; sour cream; cilantro.
4. Make a couple of cups of rice.
5. Fill the tortillas with a dollop of rice and refried beans. Roll tightly and place in a baking pan in Terracotta Warrior formation.
6. 24 tortillas will fill two large baking pans.
7. Pour the salsa over the Teracotta Warriors.
8. Cover the Terracotta Warriors with a healthy amount of cheese.
9. Sprinkle with diced green onion.
10. Bake for a half hour.
11. Excavate your Terracotta Warriors and celebrate your discovery by topping them with sour cream, hot sauce and fresh cilantro.
12. Enjoy! Archaeology is fun!